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Byadagi is a popular town in Haveri district, in the state of Karnataka, it is agricultural business centre, The town is known for its long, red Byadgi chilli. The Near by city is Ranebennur which is 20km from byadgi which is useful for the transportation of Red chillies to out of state from Ranebennur.The areas surrounding the town produce the chilli which is then dried in sunlight and sent to different markets.
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