{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"fact":"Cats control the outer ear using 32 muscles; humans use 6","length":57}
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{"fact":"According to a Gallup poll, most American pet owners obtain their cats by adopting strays.","length":90}
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{"slip": { "id": 194, "advice": "Don't always rely on your comforts."}}
{"fact":"Cats lived with soldiers in trenches, where they killed mice during World War I.","length":80}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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