{"slip": { "id": 164, "advice": "Some of life's best lessons are learnt at the worst times."}}
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Triplicity is the third studio album from Red Roots. Red Hen Records alongside Daywind Music Group released the album on January 7, 2014. The Last Album Before Redroots rename Taylor Red.
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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 178, "advice": "It always seems impossible, until it's done."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
{"slip": { "id": 18, "advice": "Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has a synopsis on the back."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}